16.10.2007 17:34
Ef þið skiljið english.
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says:
"Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"
"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks.
"Quattro means four!" the policeman answers.
"Quattro
iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts ..."Look at
ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"
"You
canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro
meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore
breaking the law!"
The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over!
Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"
"Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy with a two guys in a Fiat Uno."
03.10.2007 11:19
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